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Loan shark: well well well, nice to see you Barry

Barry: now then, wish I could I say it was nice to see you

Loan shark: So, you got my money?

Barry: N n no but…

LS: No buts! I told you I wanted it today!

Barry: I know, im sorry, I just need a little more time

LS: Im an important person and don’t have a little more time!

Barry: look, I know, I nearly have it, I have but I just need a few more days, please!

LS:  as you may have guessed, I am not a very reasonable man and I do not like to be messed around. I told you I wanted the money today, so I expected you to give it me it today!

Barry: im sorry, just a few more days, I will have it!

LS: a few more days isn’t fucking good enough! And how do you expect me to trust you?! You’ve already let me down once and do I not take kindly to being let down! I don’t think you realise what I am actually capable of!

Barry:  just give me one more day, ive told you ill fucking have it! I promise, please!

LS: okay, listen to me. I’ll make an exception this once, you have 48 hours and if I do not have the money when I come to meet you again, you will be in shit, deep shit. And I can’t promise you will walk away, you understand?!

Barry:  thank you thank you! I won’t let you down, I promise!

LS: I should hope not, but there is one catch…

Barry:  oh god, what?

LS: I want a £100 extra for you fucking me around!

Barry: How the fuck am I supposed to get an extra £100 if I can’t even get the first lot of money!

LS: I don’t care how you get it, just get it!

Barry: Oh for fuck sake!

LS: I’ll see you in two days Barry

Barry: yeah, see ya

Barry: fucks sake!


Although I have written a script I am only using it for a base for my actors to follow and I will allow them to improvise or change bits if they feel the need to do so